Friendship is a treasure that brings joy, laughter, and unforgettable moments into our lives.
What better way to celebrate this special bond than with a collection of hilarious quotes that capture the essence of true friendship? Whether you’re looking to share a laugh with your best friend or simply want to enjoy some light-hearted humor, these 100 funny quotes about friendship are sure to brighten your day.
Dive in and relish the humor that comes with having great friends!
1. “Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.”
2. “We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
3. “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
4. “I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.”
5. “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
6. “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.”
7. “You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.”
8. “Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.”
9. “We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we can be new friends.”
10. “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.”
11. “True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.”
12. “Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
13. “Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
14. “We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.”
15. “I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you.”
16. “Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.”
17. “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
18. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
19. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
20. “You and I are more than friends; we’re like a really small gang.”
21. “Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life.”
22. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
23. “Friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.”
24. “We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
25. “Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen with you in public.”
26. “I hope we’re friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare people.”
27. “A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them.”
28. “Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.”
29. “Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.”
30. “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
31. “I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.”
32. “Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.”
33. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
34. “We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
35. “Friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone.”
36. “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
37. “Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.”
38. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
39. “A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”
40. “Friends are the siblings God never gave us.”
41. “Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.”
42. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.”
43. “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.’”
44. “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
45. “Friends make you laugh until your cheeks hurt.”
46. “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”
47. “Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.”
48. “We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
49. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
50. “Friendship is so weird… you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them.”
51. “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”
52. “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
53. “Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.”
54. “A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.”
55. “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
56. “We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.”
57. “I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you.”
58. “Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.”
59. “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
60. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
61. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
62. “Friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.”
63. “We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
64. “Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen with you in public.”
65. “I hope we’re friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare people.”
66. “A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them.”
67. “Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.”
68. “Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.”
69. “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
70. “I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.”
71. “Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.”
72. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
73. “We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
74. “Friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone.”
75. “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
76. “Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.”
77. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
78. “A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”
79. “Friends are the siblings God never gave us.”
80. “Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.”
81. “I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.”
82. “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.’”
83. “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
84. “Friends make you laugh until your cheeks hurt.”
85. “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”
86. “Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.”
87. “We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
88. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
89. “Friendship is so weird… you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them.”
90. “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”
91. “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
92. “Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.”
93. “A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.”
94. “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
95. “We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.”
96. “I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you.”
97. “Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.”
98. “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
99. “There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
100. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
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